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Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Bombay Dreams

Just a quickie to update you on what part of the world I'm in... Got my Indian visa yesterday, and was planning to go to then Oman for a few days to do some diving. But apparently the country is full(!) so had to change my plans at the last minute, and I'm now sitting in the airport waiting for my (4 hours delayed) flight to Mumbai/Bombay in India, where I'll be for a week before meeting my mum and sis for a week in Cochin in the South of India. I love the fact I can change my mind at the last minute and be on a plane to another country the next day!

Monday, January 29, 2007

Say "Cheese"!



This photo makes me laugh every time I look at it, so I thought I'd share it with you all. It must be one of the ugliest animals on the planet! I took it while visiting a camel farm on a 'desert safari', which was quite touristy but the 'dune bashing' was fun - it basically involved being driven up and down sand dunes in a 4x4 at ridiculous speeds and angles.

The best thing about Dubai is the food - lots of cheap little Lebanese restaurants with falafel, foul, hummus etc. Although I've just come back from a restaurant where I had to try and not stare in wonder at a lady in full Muslim dress - the eyes showing only version - eating, drinking etc, all from behind her veil. Strangely fascinating.

Hopefully I'll get my passport back from the Indian consulate tomorrow - with a visa in it - and will go to Oman for a couple of days' diving (and an extra stamp), before going to India. Quite excited about getting out of Dubai (which isn't as bad as I'm making it out to be, by the way. I'm just not supposed to be here). I'll leave you with a piece of trivia: 20% of ALL the cranes in the WORLD are being used in the city of Dubai!!

Friday, January 26, 2007

I've been censored!!!

This is the screen I got when I tried to access the flickr website to upload my latest photos. Apparently, the site "has been blocked due to its content being inconsistent with the religious, cultural, political and moral values of the United Arab Emirates" (click on the pic to enlarge and read the whole text). For the same reason, none of my pics show when I look at my blog from here, and I've had the same messaage with other sites eg skype.

I've discovered downtown Dubai, where I'm getting slightly less ripped off for accomodation - and it definitely doesn't feel like Vegas any more! It's more like an intensified version of Edgware Road in London (sorry if you have no idea where that is). I'm not sure what to make of it yet. The people don't seem as friendly as in Africa, but that might be because I'm less obviously a tourist here. And I'm not too keen on any area where I'm offered 'nice girls' twice in a day.

Being here has made me more determined to make it to Iran sometime in the future. Iran is just across a narrow stretch of water from here, and there are lots of Iranian shops, restaurants, and people to rub in the fact that I didn't make it there.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas any more...

So which country did I end up in...?

I woke up on Tuesday, not at all optimistic that my visa for Iran would come through. But then my contact got in touch to say it would definitely come through the following day. Cue excitement (still with a touch of cynicism about whether it would actually happen), as I started getting psyched up again for Iran. Then my contact called again. Apparently his contact in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, who had sorted out authorisation for my visa, discovered the reason it had been so hard: the rumour that my family name is blacklisted there is true. I think the reason for the blacklisting is that, back in the day, my grandad was inolved in the heinous crime of sending money to Israeli charities. So going to Iran could result in problems for me: a good chance they would confiscate my passport and make it difficult for me to leave, or even arrest or try to conscript me (they like to arrest Jews for being "Israeli spies"). The blacklisting also explains how, when I first applied, the MFA determined that my Muslim-sounding surname is Jewish.

So, believe it or not, I'm giving Iran a miss! Within a few hours of finding out, I was on a plane to Dubai (in the United Arab Emirates) instead, where I am now. I had no real desire to come to Dubai, but my flight to Iran and from Iran to India were via Dubai, so it was the easiest way to juggle my flights to skip Iran. I need to be here a week to sort out my Indian visa (I don't think they will hold any grudges or racist attitudes against me). After a great few days chilling on the beach, learning drumming from rastas, I contemplated staying in Ghana another week to sort out the visa, but I decided I needed to move on and get out of Africa, after almost 6 months. I felt my decision was vindicated on Monday, when I started to cross one of the main roads in Accra, only to be shouted at by lots of passers-by to get back. They pointed at a policeman standing in the middle of the road, a bit further up, with a 6 foot stick. One guy shouted to me "he'll beat you!". As a crossed over the bridge, I saw a teenager making the mistake of crossing the road to talk to the cop, for which he received a good hiding with the stick - in broad daylight with hundreds of people standing and watching.

The airport in Ghana as I left was an interesting microcosm of Ghanain people. I had overstayed my visa but was determined not to pay a fine, and didn't have enough cash for it. The first immigration officer was unbending and insistent that the rules must be upheld - I paid the full fine or couldn't leave. The official next to him quietly suggetsed I just hand over whatever money I had - ie give a bribe. And finally I was passed to a lady and man who were really friendly, and as soon as they found out I was a volunteer, smiled at me and let me through for free (nice like most Ghanaians). Then I stopped to ask for directions to my gate, and the three airport staff started asking if I had Ghanaian currency left, insisting I give it to them as they needed it more than I needed to buy lunch. As I boarded the plane, a traditional drumming group was striking up, in preparation for Kofi Annan's homecoming. It's a shame my flight wasn't a bit later, that would have been cool to watch.

So, after nearly 6 months I'm over half way through my travels and I've finally left Africa. There's a lot I will miss about Africa (e.g. the wonderfully friendly African people; the incredible wildlife; yummy BBQ plantains; leaning out of a moving vehicle to buy a bag of water off a kid's head; great drumming; drinking coconuts off the roadside; being able to blame my usual lateness on 'African time') - and lots I won't miss (the smell of open sewers; showering from a bucket; having to sleep with a fan cos it's so hot; having to sleep without a fan cos the electricity's died again; Shakira/R Kelly/Crying Baby dance mix blasting from next door; other people being hours late cos of African time). It feels like I've got hardly anytime left on my travels - only 2 months before I get to the States, leaving behind the 'developing' world.

My welcome to the UAE took the form of a strip search in customs. The less said about that the better... Dubai is a world apart from Africa, crazy huge luxury hotels and malls. It reminds me of Vegas, but with more headscarves and without the gambling and drinking. Which made me think, what's the point? Shopping. Apparently shopping is the point - the city seems to pride itself on two things: building man-made islands in stupid shapes (palm trees, map of the world), and its shopping malls. I was walking through a marble lined, air-conditioned mall this evening, Hugo Boss shop on my right and a replica Trevi fountain on my left, 24 hours after walking down a dusty, crazy street in Accra with an open sewer to my right and speeding cars beeping and narrowly missing each other on my left. The line "Toto, we're not in Kansas any more" sprung to mind. Last month I was in a refugee camp, now I'm in a hotbed of excessive luxury and consumerism!

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

...waiting...

OK, so I still don't have a visa for Iran. Moved my flight, which was booked for tonight, for the third time. Now I can't leave for another week: the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in Tehran (which has to authorise my visa) is closed for the Iranian weekend Thursday and Friday, then the embassy here is shut over our weekend, and there's no flight on Monday so I'm booked for Tuesday night. My flight to Tehran is via Dubai, and I'm going to get on the flight with or without a visa - if I don't have a visa by then I'll just get off in Dubai and hang out there before going straight to India.

I should be able to get a visa though - the MFA have said they'll authorise it but it'll take a few days. The delay in getting this far might be something to do with the ridiculous chain of people helping sort it out: I spoke to my dad, who got in touch with a family friend, who called his friend in Vienna, who spoke to his contact in the MFA, who went to the head of the relevant department. I guess that's how things work in the Middle East. I'm just not sure who I should be handing the 'unofficial fee' to...

The plus side is that now I know nothing will happen for the next few days, I can get out of Accra and chill on the beach up the coast in Kokrobite for a while, having drum lessons and enjoying the best pizza in all of Ghana (I know that's not a big claim, but it really is great pizza).

So tune in same time, same place next week to find out which country our intrepid explorer will be in...

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Doctors and Rabbis


On Tuesday night, I sat on the beach and managed to get devoured by a hungry army of sand flies: I have over 300 bites on my feet, hands and arms. They're almost gone now, but they were really itchy/painful so on Thursday I went to a doctor to get some medication (plus I was worried cos apparently sand fleas can burrow under your skin). The doctor, however, declared that I had chicken pox. How was she so sure? Because "if they were insect bites they wouldn't itch", and "because they're not just on your feet, hands and arms, they're on the rest of your body too [pointing to the 3 bites on my torso, compared to 300 on my limbs]". She was convinced it was chicken pox and was admirably unfazed by all the evidence to the contrary. The fact that over 300 'chicken pox' appeared all at once was because I hadn't noticed the original 3 on my torso that they had all spread from. And it didn't matter that I've had chicken pox before, because if it's not treated properly it can come back. So what is the proper treatment? Well, she prescribed allergy pills, painkillers and calamine lotion. The plus side is that that's just what I needed for my sand fly bites!

Before that, I'd spent the weekend with the Jewish community of a small town called Sefwi Wiawso, in the Western region of Ghana. It was pretty random to go to a synagogue in the middle of nowhere in Ghana, with a group of villagers who only decided they were Jewish less than a generation ago. Their story is that all the people in that region have always had traditions similar to Judaism: they don't work on Saturdays, don't eat pork, circumcise boys whem babies (as opposed to teenagers), and - randomly - separate man and wife during menstraution (which religious Jews do). Then, about 40 years ago, someone had a dream with a vision that led him to contact some people in the States and discover that the community must be in fact Jewish (if you're interested in the community, look here).

My illusions of just how random it was to visit this community I'd found on the internet, were shattered when my host showed me his guestbook. It seems I'm not the only Jewish visitor to Ghana who uses the internet, and they have a steady stream of visitors. As a result, they also have lots of prayer books etc, and are trying to practice mainstream Judaism. But they can't read Hebrew (which the prayers are in), so the service consisted of the 'rabbi' and congregants stitledly reading the (Biblical) English translations - which they won't have understood much of - with a few songs and the torah reading in Twi and Sefwi (local languages). It was strangely sedate compared to the singing and dancing of Ghanaian churches, but I think that's because they're unconfidently trying to adopt Westernised ceremonies.

There's a bit of a power struggle going on there (as seems to often be the case in African organisations, and also in many synagogues everywhere) - the community had ousted their 2 leaders for 'financial irregularities' after the money for building their new guesthouse (for the steady stream of visitors) ran out. Now the leaders have taken the congregants to court to regain control of the community, and of course the bank account.

I had one really cool moment in the village; it's difficult to communicate why but I'll try. It was watching some kids playing football on the dirt track in front of the house. In the background were mountains, mud huts, and a woman grinding yams for 'fufu'. They were playing with a small plastic ball, but of course to them it was the world cup. Some were in flip flops, some barefoot - one kid had one flip flop one bare foot, and one of the keepers had flip flops as gloves. They had a ref, with a bright orange plastic saxaphone whistle, and thier skills and positional play were impressive. A small boy carrying a jerry can on his head stopped to watch, then decided playing football was more important than his errand so set down his load to join in. Can't explain, but it just seemed to me the kind of scene that travelling is all about.



Yesterday I went to a very different Shabbat service, with the African Hebrew Israelites of the Kingdom of Yah (nope, haven’t been smoking any funny stuff). They’re a group that I thought would be interesting because they claim their roots in the Israelites/Jews of the Bible. They’re a bit cultish – they started when a guy in Chicago had a vision and led 350 African Americans to Liberia, then onto Israel, as the ‘chosen people’. They now consider him to be a messiah, and most live in a kind of commune in the Israeli desert. They see themselves as a kind of 'anti-religion', returning to the basic principles of Genesis. There was lots of interesting emphasis on healthy lifestyles - they're vegans and use lots of herbal remedies.

The service was singing and dancing (like the churches here), and some lectures. There was lots of bits of Hebrew sprinkled throughout, which was weird for me (for those of you who know some hebrew: lots of 'shabbat shalom' and 'todah', chants of 'hallelu-yah' and 'yah echad', and when a cogregant liked what a speaker said, they'd shout 'ken!'). One part really burned me up though - a speaker hald up a genetics textbook, saying it had proof of their lineage from the Jews of the Bible. He read a section about how the origins of humanity have been traced to Ethiopia, saying that this is also stated in Genesis (kind of true, it can be inferred from Genesis). He followed this with an unrelated section about genetic research that had shown that 'a group of Jews called Cohenim, who are said to be descended from the priesthood, share many genes, more than other Jews', and that 'the origins of these relationships can traced to a single person 2,400 - 3,600 years ago'. See, he said, it says the African Hebrew Israelites are descended from the Jews in the Bible - as everyone nodded along. Rubbish. The research is about people with the surname Cohen, in mainstream Judaism. It was amazing to see how unambiguous science could be twisted in such a simplistic way, and people just accepted it. The only benefit of the doubt would be that he genuinely didn't understant the context of what he read. Hmm.

I'm stuck in Accra (the capital of Ghana, which is dirty, smelly, ugly and boring), waiting for my visa for Iran. I've jumped through every hoop they've put before me, so it's just a case of seeing whether they refuse anyway, drag their feet so long it's not worth it, or give me a visa. I'm getting really frustrated, and my optimism is fading...

By the way, the photo at the top is from a 'stilt village' I visited in the middle of a lagoon. The boat ride there and back was beautiful, and the village was picturesque - but the tour of the village was really uncomfortable, the villagers staring at these white people who'd come to see them in a human zoo. Love that photo though.

Wednesday, January 03, 2007

"Hey, White Man! Snap me!"

You might have noticed that none of my posts from Ghana had photos, because I wasn't able / couldn't be bothered to upload my photos. But they're all uploaded now, and I'm really pleased with them - I think they're some of the best photos I've taken on my travels - so click on the link on the right to have a look. In the meantime, I'm going to be a bit indulgent and show you some of my favourites (although I love all my photos equally and feel guilty about choosing favourites). Click on them to enlarge. Below them is a normal entry from a couple of days ago.






If you want to see some really amazing photos from the camp, I recommend my friend and fellow volunteer Steve's photoblog: www.thesaltbox.blogspot.com.

Monday, January 01, 2007

Hello 2007, goodbye Buduburam

On Saturday I left Buduburam refugee camp, my home and workplace for the past two months. It was quite an emotional time for the volunteers – six out of nine were leaving and we’ve been together for months – but I was doing pretty well at taking it in my stride (hardened uber-traveller that I am). Until I said goodbye to Diamond, the 5 year old who lives next door and likes to climb up me and give me hugs. He wouldn’t let go of me and was saying “Take me with you, I want to come with you”. I generally hadn’t got attached to people on camp, but Diamond’s sad little face made leaving quite tough.

I haven’t written in 2 weeks, and although the school has been closed in that time there’s still loads to tell you. I’m going to try and be brief…

The main thing I’ve been working on is getting a “teachers’ lounge”, or staff room, furnished at the school. The staff really need motivating, plus they will benefit from working together more, so I think this is really important. However, like iother volunteers who are trying to get projects sorted during the Christmas period, it’s been incredibly frustrating. I got the OK from the Central Office, then had to chase up the head of the Technical Dept, who was to build the furniture. He was twice about 6 hours late for meetings with me. Then, on my last day – after the work which I had paid for, had started – I was told that the Central Administration wee no longer happy for the room to be used for that purpose. So my last day on camp was partly spent negotiating with the Executive Director. He backed down in the end, and I think the refusal was a tactic to avoid them having to pay for any of it.

The other interesting, and frustrating, project I’ve been working on is trying to get the school librarian fired. Doesn’t sound very nice, especially as he’s a refugee like everyone else, but you don’t want a man in charge of the library whose instinctive reaction to seeing kids in his library, is to chase them out with his stick. Everyone agrees he has to go… but he seems to be a relative or fellow tribesman of the Executive Director. Which complicates things slightly. No one seems to want to take responsibility for the decision; the Central Administration say they need a clear recommendation for dismissal from the Principal (suddenly they respect the school’s opinion!), and he has twice made a recommendation but then backed down both times. He’s scared that he will be painted as the villain of the situation, and that his reputation, community standing, and even his job, are at stake. I think he’s paraniod too weak to run the school effectively (although very well intentioned) – but then if I’d been beaten almost to death by Liberian guerillas because a family member had associated with the wrong politician, I’d probably also be paranoid and choose my friends and enemies carefully. So the school is left with a great resource - the library - that will not realise a fraction of it's potential.

It's rereshing to see that not all organisations on camp are dragged down by politics and greed (actually it seems to be only the big and powerful ones). I went to see the school for prostitutes that I mentioned last time. No, it's not a school to teach prostitution; it teaches them basic maths and English, and wil eventually also teach them vocational skills to help them get out of prostitution. I was shocked by how young some of the girls were - at first I was in denial, telling myself that the 10 year old kids must just be local kids who've tagged along. If only.

It's a great project with great potential, and I'm really impressed with the guy running it. He's just a regular guy - doesn't come across as particularly inspiring or visionary - but his initial motivation for this school was simply when a few girls tried to sell him sex (for about 50p - although that is enough for a cup of rice). It's a part time school, in a courtyard, but he has a vision to build a building for it, make it full time and increase the number of girls. I really want to help it happen, so I'm helping him with the planning, then will hopefully help him fundraise. So expect an email in the not too distant future!

The Christmakah festivities were great. I wasn't expecting Channukah (a Jewish festival) to really happen, but the other volunteers were really keen, which was great. I made a Channukiah out of camera film canisters, and the others bought or made me a present for each night. Possibly the best Channukah I've had. Christmas wa the first Christmas I've had, but was also great. We had a Xmas lunch which we all made something for, and on Christmas eve we went to a Christmas cantata (choir performance) organised by one of the teachers, at the church where he's choir director. It was in aid of the camp's deaf and dumb school, which is a really good cause. It was interesting that some of the language that was used about them would probably be politically incorrect in the West, but for Africa the whole thing was incredibly progressive and just brilliant. I was asked to get up and speak to launch the appeal, which felt like quite an honour.

Walking round camp on Christmas was amazing - everyone was really dressed up, especially the kids (who usually walk around in tatty clothes or even half naked). For the girls it meant fancy clothes and crazy braids or weaves in their hair. For the boys it meant dressing up in full-on gangster rapper style. The disturbing part was that the rapper image inccluded an essential accessory - a fake gun. So the refugee camp, where evreyone has fled to escape from war and violence, was overridden with boys pointing toy/cap/pellet guns at each other. Crazy.

I'm hopefully in Ghana for two more weeks, in which time I want to visit the 'Jewish' community in Western Ghana. I say hopefully, because technically I'm booked to fly to Iran on Tuesday. I'm in the process of changing my ticket, but it's been delayed because the airlie aren't sure whether to charge me. So I have to phone them up when their office reopens... on Tuesday. If I can't change it, there may be a little problem. Iran doesn't want to give me a visa at the moment. The embassy here needs authorisation from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs in Iran, and apparently my application has "caused some sensitivities" there for two reasons. Firstly, because I'm a Brit applying from Africa. And secondly, because my surname "seems Jewish". This is ridiculous because they can't deny me a visa on the grounds of my religion - but also because whenever I go to Israel I have difficulties in passport control as I share a surname with a most wanted Islamic terrorist, Ahmed Jibril. I wonder whether he realises his surname "seems Jewish"?

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